As a team, you have all worked so hard, and because of that hard work this award is dedicated to you! 

CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING THE BEST OF THE WORST....OR IS IT THE WORST OF THE BEST...OR WORST OF THE WORST..... OH HELL, I DON'T KNOW. CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING THE WINNERS OF

THE SECOND ANNUAL KUMMEL BOWL!!!

ENJOY THE FINE, FRESH, CLEAN, COLOGNE-LIKE FLAVOR OF KUMMEL

KUMMEL, THE CORDIAL THAT THROWS UP SMOOTH